Golden Coast International Hotel, 5 star
Even though I didn't book the hotel, I ended up staying there when I arrived. I stayed a night in a different hotel, and just couldn't stand it, so moved up a bit in the world, and a heck of a lot closer to the shore. I got there in time to take a whale-watching tour, and found the in-house restaurants and bars, well, normal.
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International Hotel Golden Coast